10 best out of office replys

  1. I am currently out of the office. I have a cell phone, but I will not be giving the number out. If you can guess the number, however, I will take your call.

  2. I am on annual leave until dd/mm/yyyy. I will allow each sender one email and if you send me multiple emails, I will randomly delete your emails until there is only one remaining. Choose wisely. Please note that you already sent me one email.

  3. I will be out of the office for the rest of the day without access to email. If this is an emergency, please call emergency services.

  4. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

  5. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

  6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

  7. I’m not in the office right now, but if it’s important; tweet me using #InterruptYourVacation.

  8. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged AED 25 for the first ten words, and AED 10 for each additional word in your message.

  9. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.

  10. I will be out of the office and returning next week. I have incredibly easy access to a phone and email, but I assure you, it will not be used for work purposes.